Video Killed the Radio Star
Today is a fucking weird day because I took cab with a fucking weird taxi driver. A malay taxi driver with Nacho Libre hair. Once I boarded the cab, the radio broadcast “Video killed the Radio Star” and the weird taxi driver sang along, going “Oh oh” and he added “meow meow” too. I was a little freaked out. I was like “WTF!”. I thought he will stop after the song so I closed my eyes to rest and hopefully he will noticed that my eyes were CLOSED and stop the nonsense. I was wrong. He tuned the music even louder. He continued to “meow meow” even AFTER the song. OMG! I wanna get out of the taxi but I’m already in the middle of SLE. Shit… He tried to start a conversation with me.
Weird taxi driver: “Ah moi ah, I asked you something.”
Me:”Ya?”
Weird taxi driver: “Do you know what this message means? ‘You too rough I too also’”
My face twisted, my mind went WTF!!!
Me:” Huh? I don’t understand”
Weird taxi driver: “You know the word rough? R O U G H (he spelt for me)? Like some people like rough to another people”
At that moment my mind only think of 2 kind of scenario of apply the word, rough. Direct mandarin translation is 你动粗我也动粗 or rough sex. My brows twisted to a horizontal “S” No matter what my mind thought, I chose to act blur, not wanting to engage any conversation with him.
Me: “Erm… I really don’t know.”
Weird taxi driver: “Ah moi, you don’t know ah. Never mind. Thank you.”
He finally stopped and I reached my fucking office. Actually I don’t think he is weird, I think he is PSYCHO. I’m totally disturbed by him.
Weird taxi driver: “Ah moi ah, I asked you something.”
Me:”Ya?”
Weird taxi driver: “Do you know what this message means? ‘You too rough I too also’”
My face twisted, my mind went WTF!!!
Me:” Huh? I don’t understand”
Weird taxi driver: “You know the word rough? R O U G H (he spelt for me)? Like some people like rough to another people”
At that moment my mind only think of 2 kind of scenario of apply the word, rough. Direct mandarin translation is 你动粗我也动粗 or rough sex. My brows twisted to a horizontal “S” No matter what my mind thought, I chose to act blur, not wanting to engage any conversation with him.
Me: “Erm… I really don’t know.”
Weird taxi driver: “Ah moi, you don’t know ah. Never mind. Thank you.”
He finally stopped and I reached my fucking office. Actually I don’t think he is weird, I think he is PSYCHO. I’m totally disturbed by him.

